(Source: zonaq)

No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. (x)

(Source: jburkheart)

inspired by x

(Source: danielsharms)

crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

(Source: undergroundghosts)

  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

(Source: sandrasifg)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

relentless-carlos:

old pic of my rifle before I sold the elcan. Really itching for another one right now lol.
relentless-carlos:

old pic of my rifle before I sold the elcan. Really itching for another one right now lol.

relentless-carlos:

old pic of my rifle before I sold the elcan. Really itching for another one right now lol.

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks